a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life


(Source: sofiajonze, via rememberthemoth)






yo this song was my jam

this movie makes me so happy, not just because of the religious aspect but also because I study Egyptology and the fact that they used the right pharaoh, his personality and all, and all the Egyptian gods always makes me fangirl. plus the music is kickass.

I mean, have you heard Plagues??? 

Plagues is the fucking greatest.

(Source: peregrint, via murphels)

Also. Only in Boston will you get yelled at for sitting in the corner of a large lobby behind a pile on the floor.

Apparently you can’t sit there.

In the center for my mtel. The building is gorgeous. High ceilings, gold detailing, the whole nine yards. However, I arrived early per usual, they worn even check me in until 1130. So I am now sitting in marble floors waitin for a half an hour to take a four hour long test.

My anxiety attacking can now commence. Everyone keep me in your thoughts while I take this test please. I really need to pass.



do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close


(via valleyofyourfickleheart)